Toy boy

Very early,

Sat. morn

I awoke

With a bloke and his spoke,

On me ... Tee hee,

Tee, hee, hee, hee ... He I think

Left it for me

To knead like the loaf

He told me he poked, with now

My spoke

When he was three.

O' clock I played doctors and nurses and mothers and fathers and anything else that involved other people -

cause I'd always wanted a three - some, but

People in general shit me, so

Then

I tied a string around my

'Ring, Ring' - dammit I'm busy at

Totem tennis with my Dennis

That's what I called him - even with string, for

I liked a porno name for ...

My dick, my prick, my often intrusive wick,

Lick, lick lick,

Fuck off dog this is my blood sausage.

Although I knew that 15% of Australian male's first sexual experience was with an animal -

Faaaarm, my arm was getting tired.

'Concentrate boy', I muttered,

Then shuddered

I didn't want to be thinking of my Dad right then, so

With a pen

I gave him a face

You're a disgrace, it mouthed with its wet eye -

Whom I drowned in orange Gatorade -

Because you know your dick doesn't fit down the tops of most bottles

I grasped the shaft, like

Cook's own mast and glimpsed territories

As yet unexplored - asshole

Shit, the phone I forgot

When its pre - cum snot

Shot a spot in my eye -

Still it had grown, but

I resented its running, mocking face,

And slapped it with a cold spoon, which as I'd assume would -

In my hands, I tickled and tweaked,

At this freak

From meek to its peak, I did leak

Once again I thought - when oh when oh when

Perhaps a new tactic

For the battle I fought ... Even

Olympic gymnasts couldn't manage the angles I sought

It did bend, my double flick flack twisto triple score,

Erections mend - out of 10

Yes, magazines did lend ... Themselves

Like when I cut a hole out in this really filth looking chick's mouth and put ...

Energy burning, stomach churning from last night's chilli

I beat this willy, nilly, silly

Tilly I felt

I'm learning the way

I have the chance to make her

'Dance little lady dance'

I am a -

God don't let this end

My own Mr Juicy realised cum somehow suits me

And I was

Wet and then some

I soared, the crowd roared

And then - I was on stage

I starred

All my fans with their hands, on my gland

It was hard

Rubbing and stroking, and

Poking my pillow

Again and again

When, when, when

Will the shudders end?

We eased in to a bow -

Just before the yell

'I have free range eggs for all'

My beast then became small

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